I guess he had a little too much Barkardi
Or grant me canadian bacon... Eh?
Chewie is my co-pilot
Sadly, he'd soon find out that even walls are subject to the wrath of Mondays.
A real gut punch of logic.
Be prepared to hear from Shrek's lawyer--he loves cats.
"Sweet! KFC week at Chipotle."
How low can your age go?
All attendees will receive a free "goody" bag.
So much adorable, you'll have store some in tupperware.
"Well, I don't see why not" - coke-fueled response
The most confusing "return to sender" of all time.
"At least it's not bills. Oh, you did take them out to make room."
It's no lion driving a Rolls Royce, but I'll take it.
Chivalry isn't dead, it's just busy clawing apart my sofa.
Like hunting? He practically eats, drinks, breathes, and excretes it.
"I'm glad you took the time to come out here, but I'm starting to think we aren't cousins."
So that's how they got Bin Laden.
It's like when Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river, but somehow even sadder.
"Yeah, that's right, 'sleeping.'"
"No, we're not celebrating a late Easter. That'd be weird."
And I thought making it exercise was cruel.
Stupid answers, the only thing more painful than animal bites.