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His record just went platinum in Norway.

I feel bad for their future children. picture I feel bad for their future children.
I recommend not asking Randy Marsh for help. picture I recommend not asking Randy Marsh for help.
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She's not gonna let some fancy "moving stairs" tell her which way to go.

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Cat videotapes himself annoying his lazy roommate.

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The 8% employee discount makes it all worth it.

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"Stop having fun, mom. It's obnoxious."

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Everything I've learned from Cheers reruns is a lie, which is everything I know.

"Woke up from a nap to see this slid under my door." Nice can of Axe. picture "Woke up from a nap to see this slid under my door." Nice can of Axe.
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There's no crying in tapeball.

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She must be hoping someone with an even more unfortunate illness doesn't come along and break her record.

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Man, animals are the worst.

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It's people like this and the ungodly stench that give the great state of New Jersey a bad reputation.

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"I think I'd love you a little bit more if you never showed joy again." - His Wife

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He'd do something about them, but those drunks are the top ranking government officials of his country.

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"Om, what are you doing?"

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We get it.

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He's the perfect pet for people that want to want to claw their ears off.

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I'm sure their lawyers are shaking in their inadequately broken-in boots.