Cat Wants to Do Yoga video Cat Wants to Do Yoga

"Om, what are you doing?"

| 25 comments | December 12, 2011
"Rainbows and Sperrys Suck" video "Rainbows and Sperrys Suck"

I'm sure their lawyers are shaking in their inadequately broken-in boots.

| 142 comments | September 08, 2011
"Jersey Girls DON'T Pump Gas" video "Jersey Girls DON'T Pump Gas"

It's people like this and the ungodly stench that give the great state of New Jersey a bad reputation.

| 77 comments | August 02, 2011
World's Most Patient Cat video World's Most Patient Cat

"I gave up lying around all day for this?"

| 23 comments | May 20, 2011
World's Worst Bird video World's Worst Bird

He's the perfect pet for people that want to want to claw their ears off.

| 13 comments | May 11, 2011
Cat Doesn't Like Being Touched video Cat Doesn't Like Being Touched

He'll stop "messing with the 'do" when you stop rubbing on the couch.

| 14 comments | May 08, 2011
Zebra Won't Leave Rhino Alone video Zebra Won't Leave Rhino Alone

Someone explain to the rhino that he's the size of four zebras, and that he has a horn.

| 13 comments | December 17, 2010
What it's Really Like to Work in a Music Store video What it's Really Like to Work in a Music Store

The 8% employee discount makes it all worth it.

| 13 comments | August 03, 2010
Baby Tries to Get Brothers Attention video Baby Tries to Get Brothers Attention

She's doing it all wrong. If you want attention, you gotta poop your pants. That's what I do.

| 19 comments | June 09, 2010
Sore Loser Can't Hack it in Tape Race video Sore Loser Can't Hack it in Tape Race

There's no crying in tapeball.

| 59 comments | February 04, 2010
Newscaster Makes a Friend 2 video Newscaster Makes a Friend 2

They're still friends. One of them, at least.

| 41 comments | January 22, 2010
Death Metal Rooster video Death Metal Rooster

His record just went platinum in Norway.

| 54 comments | January 11, 2010
Neverending Rooster video Neverending Rooster

Man, animals are the worst.

| 64 comments | January 06, 2010
117 Sneezes In a Minute video 117 Sneezes In a Minute

She must be hoping someone with an even more unfortunate illness doesn't come along and break her record.

| 54 comments | November 18, 2009
Newscaster Makes a Friend video Newscaster Makes a Friend

Featuring the nation's softest, most luxurious shoulder.

| 23 comments | November 11, 2009
Talking Cat is a Jerk video Talking Cat is a Jerk

This cat is a lot like my ex-boyfriend. They're both jerks and America short-haired cats.

| 44 comments | October 06, 2009
Speed Dating with Sonia Sotomayor video Speed Dating with Sonia Sotomayor

"How did your dad die? Wait! Let me guess. He killed himself."

| 24 comments | September 23, 2009
Car Horn Laugh Lady video Car Horn Laugh Lady

"Stop having fun, mom. It's obnoxious."

| 66 comments | August 27, 2009
The Most Patient Sports Reporter in the World video The Most Patient Sports Reporter in the World

He'd do something about them, but those drunks are the top ranking government officials of his country.

| 33 comments | August 25, 2009