This is why your mother shouldn't throw out your Pokemon cards.
Antiquing is coming back in '07.
This holiday season, say it in flour.
That's actually cocaine, and this is the most expensive antiquing of all time.
He passed out covered in flour and brown sugar. We just added the protein powder and regular sugar.
"Post-antiquing revenge puke."
If that's cocaine, this is probably the most expensive shaming ever.
"While he was still passed out he coughed a little cloud of baby powder came out."
Umbrellas protect you from rain, not friends who can hold their liquor.
The sandman brings sleep to all the boys and girls of the world.
I think you have some dandruff - maybe it's time for a new shampoo?
If it wasn't for that dang security deposit, the kitchen sink would be there too.
"Antiqued plus it took a full bottle of cheez wiz"
A through shaming. Someone obviously takes pride in their work.
"My friend's face is in there somewhere."
Blacked out, then whited out.
Oy, you should see this shaming.
Remember that crappy movie Powder?
"This is b nigga my roommate and we got him so good"
"Antiquing, Rowan style at its best."
"ASU Mens Lacrosse team- ranked number 1 in MANtiqueing."
"A light dusting of flour will keep your drunk friends from sticking to the floor."
"Please don't fuck with me when I pass out, or at least don't spill gravy mix all over me."