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Siri Rejects Your Reality and Substitutes Her Own
That's what you get for not being famous.
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Chris Brown Siri Ad
I wonder if he beat Doodle Jump yet.
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Very Mary-Kate: Draw Something
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
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AnalogTelePhonographer
You don't have to know what it is to realize it's awesome, just like the drugs your favorite Hollywood starlet is inevitably on.
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Sorry For Your Loss
Being a jerk means never having to say you're sorry.
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How To Turn Apple Into A Puzzle
A puzzle a day keeps the apple away from your mouth.
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The App App
It's the last app you'll ever buy, because you'll hate them after this one.
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Samuel L. Jackson vs. Siri
From the makers of your freshman year of college roommate's favorite smartphone.
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The Angry Birds Team
Finally, something your parents can both recognize and be confused by.
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Siri Speaks Her Mind
She has over 25 web results for how stupid your face is.
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The Apple Store is as Bad as Foxconn
It's shocking that they can get away with this, forcing relatively young people to work ordinary hours for a salary that's fine.
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Magic iPad 3 Preview
Who needs Steve Jobs? He probably couldn't even saw a lady in half.
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Fixed iPhone Rock God Commercial
No, Siri won't email all of your contacts about your upcoming show again, asshole.
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iPhone Detects Awkward Silence
Seems cool, but the awkward silence began when you started crying about how much you paid for it.
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Nic Cage Apple Store Prank
Coming to theaters this second.
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Notorious SIRI
We need to end this ios vs Android rap rivalry before any more text-to-speech robots wind up dead. My warranty is up.
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Siri Romance
And then he lived happily ever after, by himself.
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Biography Shopping at Target
Great minds have books about them displayed at Target alike.
