CollegeHumor: Apple

Siri Rejects Your Reality and Substitutes Her Own

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:47:12 -0400

That's what you get for not being famous.

Chris Brown Siri Ad

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:16:51 -0400

I wonder if he beat Doodle Jump yet.

Very Mary-Kate: Draw Something

Thu, 10 May 2012 10:14:27 -0400

Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

AnalogTelePhonographer

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:23:59 -0400

You don't have to know what it is to realize it's awesome, just like the drugs your favorite Hollywood starlet is inevitably on.

Sorry For Your Loss

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:25:27 -0400

Being a jerk means never having to say you're sorry.

How To Turn Apple Into A Puzzle

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:24:07 -0400

A puzzle a day keeps the apple away from your mouth.

The App App

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:33:56 -0400

It's the last app you'll ever buy, because you'll hate them after this one.

Samuel L. Jackson vs. Siri

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:19:49 -0400

From the makers of your freshman year of college roommate's favorite smartphone.

The Angry Birds Team

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:12:23 -0400

Finally, something your parents can both recognize and be confused by.

Apple's Earbuds Are Getting Complicated

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:48:50 -0400

12 3 Next

Siri Speaks Her Mind

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:10:10 -0400

She has over 25 web results for how stupid your face is.

If Life Were More Like iPhone Games

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:00:06 -0500

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The Apple Store is as Bad as Foxconn

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 12:49:47 -0500

It's shocking that they can get away with this, forcing relatively young people to work ordinary hours for a salary that's fine.

Magic iPad 3 Preview

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 00:37:35 -0500

Who needs Steve Jobs? He probably couldn't even saw a lady in half.

Fixed iPhone Rock God Commercial

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 01:08:28 -0500

No, Siri won't email all of your contacts about your upcoming show again, asshole.

iPhone Detects Awkward Silence

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:25:42 -0500

Seems cool, but the awkward silence began when you started crying about how much you paid for it.

Nic Cage Apple Store Prank

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:30:21 -0500

Coming to theaters this second.

Notorious SIRI

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:45:55 -0500

We need to end this ios vs Android rap rivalry before any more text-to-speech robots wind up dead. My warranty is up.

Siri Romance

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:33:18 -0500

And then he lived happily ever after, by himself.

Biography Shopping at Target

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:48:47 -0400

Great minds have books about them displayed at Target alike.