Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Winning the war on terror, one shocker at a time.
The secret weapon in the war against Twilight
In the Army, calling "shotgun" is for wimps.
"I was only admiring the leopard print--I swear!"
He's staring at the microphone (which he thought was a Twinkie in a special edition metallic wrapper).
An army of one (really awkwardly positioned dude)
"Ugh! Tell me about it!"--Terrorists
With a hat to match!
License and registration... chicken f*cker.
This is change we can believe in. Now get the littlest one to do a keg stand.
Nothing turns me on like a man in uniform. Or pink boxers. Pink boxers work too.
"See, you guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for Army guys."
When Darwin put forth his theory of evolution, this is exactly what he meant.
That's what I thought, soldier. Now get down and give me a cute little eskimo kiss.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.