Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Party at the police station yo!
You can't stop me, there's millions of us! Millions!
Nobody likes a drunk monkey
I said WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Boys don't cry.
You were doing 5 in a 3 zone.
And yet, The Hamburglar is still at large. This proves conclusively that police have it out for people of color.
What do you have in the back there buddy?
"I knew I should have stopped after number five."
"The slowest police chase ever. I wonder if he got a DUI for this?"
"Even for Scranton, this is not your everyday occurance."
His mother must be so proud...
"Followup pic from the previous one."
Could that guy be any happier?
Racial profiling starts young...
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.