Somebody has to film those Coca-Cola commercials.
The budget cuts for the Gotham City Police Department were harsher than expected.
"You're telling me" - guy who had to build it
Just be glad Voldemort doesn't hug you like Draco.
"And only sluts. I'm allergic to buff dudes with tribal tattoos."
No, no, mania is only a side effect of using the paint."
He definitely used the "get over here!" line on the honeymoon.
Here's to hoping the destination is warm.
"Also, the correct amount of postage."
Hey kids! Who wants to climb Elbert the Elephant's trunk?!?
She'll just have to pose for another 3 days.
The cute is strong with this one.
Everything came up Milhouse.
"Make like helium and put your hands to the sky."
It's just like the office you're in, but awesome.
About me: I am weird.
Warning: May have inverse effect on homeowner.
For meat lovers only.
Some people have weird fetishes.
You can't see, but her eyes are popping out of her head.