You know what, get two rooms.
Blowing your mind in the most relaxing way possible.
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
She was going to smile, but then she realized what her life had come to.
This brings a whole new level of creepiness to "I must paint you."
The cover for his new single, "Urmine."
$24.99? That's insulting.
Sad, but some dogs die without ever publishing a novel or flying an airplane.
Perfect for that report you wrote 15 years ago about albums that might come out in the future.
The question is not whether he's smiling or talented, but if he's in on the joke.
The killed a lot of time... and trees.
Illusions, Michael. Painting in a closed space is what hillbillies do to get high.
It was a total waste of money--his face got stuck that way forever.
It's too bad none of them could afford rent the next month, they got along so well.
Unlike Einstein, the smartest thing this guy ever did was not get his car washed.
Reading is fu**ing intense.
"Let's add a happy little half pipe over in the distance."
The one with a guy taking a picture on it was really hard to find.
Beats being crushed by a pile of garbage. Probably.
There was a spark between them.
They put a cast on the chimney.
An elderly man sat on his lap for 2 hours to read the paper.
You'll still have to walk until those wings sprout.