"Art" Picture (Page 8)

Instead of fire, they just sucked on cinnamon hard candy and breathed on the meat.

"I want to tickle your bellybutton... from the inside."

From Nick Werner

Finally! The attention they crave and deserve.

From Max

Or obnoxious, depending on how many Dos Equis you've had.

Something tells me Mrs. Edwards enjoys it too.

Porkins skidded out half a mile back.

Not a problum.

Wait 'til he gets the face tattoo of Carl when he's 18.

From Nick Werner

"I honestly don't remember getting this. He paid for my flight and I got a student loan"

Like a googly-eyed deer in headlights.

Chester.

You can't tell, but the room he's sitting in is modeled after--you guessed it--Charles Nelson Reilly.

The table remembers so you don't have to.

Oh my God, you killed that joke.

If you liked it, then you should have put a velvet rope around it.

Compost them instead.

Hogwarts has really lowered their admission standards

From mike

If it ain't broke, break it and fix it with Legos.

Eat me, Seymour.

"I have wood."