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			<title>8 Things That Happen In Movies But NEVER In Real Life</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:27:27 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p>High-schoolers, college students, and sometimes even adventurous adults in movies always seem to end up playing &#039;Spin The Bottle&#039; in some wacky, sexual context, and either two guys end up having to kiss each other or the main character guy has to kiss the girl he secretly has a crush on, and it&#039;s all sexy and awkward. There&#039;s only one catch: In real life, no one&#039;s ever played Spin The Bottle! Trust me, I went through high school, and people don&#039;t even <em>kiss</em> before they&#039;re 19. Let&#039;s dial it down a bit on the sexy games, eh Spielberg??</p>

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