"I'm in flavor country... I mean excruciating pain."
Dude, you just blew my mind.
A no-smoking ashtray. Maybe you're supposed to poop in it?
I think this is an ashtray, but with some minor modifications it could be a great pipe.
This is like putting a "beer bottles only" recycling bin in an elementary school.
If we can't smoke, you're kind of worthless.
Computer experts who chain smoke get all the girls. Save some for us, dudes!