CollegeHumor: Assholes

Everyone Is An Asshole

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:31:49 -0400

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Asshole Boston Snow Plower on Power Trip

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:17:18 -0400

After years of suspecting it, yes your local Snow Plower is fucking you over on purpose.

Street Performer Punches Asshole

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:07:19 -0400

I won't break character but I will break your face.

Extra Extra Wide Jeep

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:48:21 -0500

Double your pleasure, double your double parking.

Don't Be A F*cking Asshole on the Subway

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:31:53 -0400

I'd like to launch an awareness campaign aimed at rude New Yorkers, written in a style they'll understand, so that one day, maybe, they won't be quite so shitty.

I should note that most New Yorkers are completely wonderful, caring people. It's just that some of us seem to enjoy the "New Yorkers are assholes" thing a bit too much.

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New York Santa is a Jerk

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 11:46:05 -0500

If you make it Christmas-themed and film it, you have the perfect excuse to be an asshole to everyone you meet.

Tattoo Turns Navel into Cat Anus

Wed, 09 May 2012 11:34:31 -0400

I know when I look in the mirror I often this, "I wish I were staring at a cat's butt hole right now."

Dating Show Contestant isn't Getting Laid

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:59:14 -0500

You know what they say, "If at first you don't succeed, dig yourself deeper and deeper into a hole until you can never come out."

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Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:12:50 -0500

A concerned driver (AKA your mother).

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Mon, 28 Jun 2010 16:59:06 -0400

Sometimes you just have to show everyone else how a real man parks.

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Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:36:55 -0400

You know what would teach this cat a lesson? Making it into a coat.

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Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:27:46 -0400

"See anything you like? Just purr."

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Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:51:25 -0400

Situations where a "hole in one" is a bad thing.

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Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:53:50 -0400

Four months later, another sign went up about the realtor being a f*ckface.

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Sun, 24 May 2009 00:10:09 -0400

He figured it gave him an early listing in the phone book.

There's Always an A-Hole on the Internet

Thu, 21 May 2009 16:50:53 -0400

He's got us pegged. Us people on the Internet are jerks.

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Sun, 03 May 2009 19:39:31 -0400

He's both illiterate AND an ass. I guess it's not that surprising.

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Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:57:58 -0500

It's partially his fault for screaming at the screen while wearing the X-Box headset.

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Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:06:09 -0400

Landfill 3?

How To Become An Online A-Hole

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:31:52 -0400

The Videogame Professor shows gamers how to become better online a-holes.