He needs to learn to let hominids be hominids.
Avoid your next bear attack using some simple bear psychology.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE VIDEO OF MY BABIES, AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!? Pervert."
Just play dead! Just play dead!
It's the baby's fault for dressing up in colors that resemble a Coca-Cola bottle.
OH NO! Not another Fattattack!
They really did get attacked by a bear. That's where most of the cookies went actually. Scout's honor.