"Australia" Video

He's really good. He should be in the Olympics as a ball boy.

For those of you that are unfamiliar, the Haka was a traditional dance the native Maori people used to declare war on shopping malls.

He's like the vegemite of anger.

From AusShuffleHD

Not a g'day for these mates.

He's made a mockery of this prestigious event. A purple shirt with a black jacket?

From The Chaser's War on Everything

"That's not a 'long, stabby thing,' THIS is a 'long, stabby thing.'"

If anyone knew the rules of Aussie rules football, they'd know that they need at least three more dogs on the field for a regulation match.

It's like when you mix up the caps of your contact lens case, but with more exploding.

"I'm sorry, I wasn't wearing my glasses. You're clearly too ugly to be a model."

Now you can experience the burning country-side of Australia without losing all of your belongings to the flames.

You'd think the winner of "Most Bodacious Hang-10" would be better with words.

We couldn't show you Lesson 2, where the two of them take down a 14-point buck.

Australia's $40-trillion space program finally pays off.

Australian Corey Delaney shows that his countrymen are more than vain, destructive party animals: They can also fight!

Being cool means never having to say you're sorry.

You have to realize, since this is an Australian rap they actually made this during the WINTER.

Australia shows no mercy in a match against American Samoa. Why don't you pick on somebody your own socioeconomic status?

Good Evening, Gudevening, Gevening, Gah Devening.