Shake what your momma gave you for your eighth birthday.
It's not just a month, it's a way of life.
It's hard to chew when you're headbanging.
1s u go chocl8, kirby...
No shave. No, never.
What do you mean you're not interested in World's Awesoment Man?
Quoth the raven, "what a whore."
Give him a hand for these even though he doesn't need one.
Good hair doesn't grow on trees. It grows on faces.
It's like an adorable version of The Truman Show.
Dripping with charisma and spaghetti sauce.
Oh so that's what pipe cleaners are used for.
Farty with a chance of farts.
Who wants to burn calories when you can pile them on?
From butter to better.
Gravity can't hold us down.
Scoff all you want, but I loved him in The Black Supremecy.
This looks real until you realize that there is no hair pulling or gossiping
It's a hit at Mardi Gras.
Flips on flips on flips.
They don't give you lap dances, they give you lap bench presses.
Brace yourselves: prostitutes are coming.
Jerking hard or hardly jerking?
What, is this? OPPOSITE DAY?