"Awesome" Video

And you thought tire fires were the coolest way to recycle old tires.

Clear eyes, full hearts, one hand, can't lose.

"Ow, my eye! The doctor told me not to get the side of a house in it."

No world leader has made it past the one-minute mark without declaring it their National Dance Routine.

'tis the music of kings and 7 year-olds with lenient parents.

You don't get to be man's best friend by moping around doing unawesome things. I'm looking at you, manatee.

A horse sits in the back of car. The guy driving the car next to him says, "Why the long face?" because he doesn't know any other horse jokes.

Make sure you keep these away from Charlie Brown, that's how The Great Chicago Fire started.

Sure, everyone loves this, but when I go trick-or-treating with an actual brain, people freak out.

"And the award for biggest bad ass with a moped goes to... that one guy who didn't spend hours trying to match his helmet to the bike."

This is the stuff exclamation points are made of.

They tried this in the US once, but people didn't respond well to the combination of mayonnaise and Chlorox bleach.

"This is pretty coo--oh, wait. He forgot to bow to his sensei."

He swooped in just in time to block the game-winning field goal.

Landing on water is so refreshing, especially when you compare it to landing on concrete.

Some people will do anything to get out of a meeting.

I guess it's alright, but where are the pegs?

This seems a bit far-fetched. I mean, Sweden in the World Cup? Yeah right!

The well has run dry, but their childlike wonder hasn't.

I was hoping it would be a fail video, but I GUESS this is really impressive anyway.