"You insensitive fool, that bull's eye was a birthmark."
He's angry because out in the wild they use bar soap.
It's like there's a party on my head and all of this baby's fingers are invited.
Not as sexy as the title suggests.
"Oh look, it's that really funny baby from 'The King of Queens.'"
Luckily for her, he's more in captivity than your average bear.
"That camera shuttered--disqualified!"
You are what you spend the majority of your time doing.
"I asked for LIGHT f****** mayonnaise!"
Compost them instead.
"You got it, dude who's trying to capture me in an attempt to get more people to come to his zoo."
I'll never tell.
Kids that young, their necks are like rubber.
His formula is beefjerky flavored.
How could you possibly care for something that wasn't styling?
I'm pro-choice, but I can't understand why anyone would pick fruit preserves over syrup.
That kid's got swag--and a full diaper.
So cute that it might be evil.
His parents had to find a way to make that premature facial hair not look so weird.
God, that baby is so irresponsible for making his dad water ski with only one hand like that.
We're struggling between what's more disturbing, labeling this as "Pigs" or "Free Babies".