"Babies" Video

I'll bet he's just looking for the one that swallowed his watch.

From StefMommy

So cute I grew ovaries and then they exploded.

From Forestnative

Not really, he stinks.

From EustusComedy

It's the cutest near-death experience ever.

From jpbsmama

Sharing is Hell.

From laurenseger

She might drop small portions of her dinner under the table, but it will never be the same again.

From abibabylan

Babies are a lot cheaper than hiring a maid. You just have to pay them in apple juice and naps.

From sheb63

"I know what you've been up to. Believe me, I was there."

From happystuffofficial

I was like baby, baby, baby, whoa.

From Frans Hofmeester

"Thank you, thank you--you're a great audience. I'll be here every other week until you move out of the house and Portland this Friday to open up for Jay Mohr."

From tintinhormel

After his weakness was exposed, he had no choice but to suspend his presidential campaign.

From KevinDavidTo

It's Junior Gong and you know that, you bumbaclot of a father.

From BabyTedster

I'm sure he'll get his Dad back someday--even if it means waiting 10 years to throw a football poorly in front of his friends.

From jake32504

The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.

From CH Staff

Gym, tan, ruin the lives of your children.

From CH Staff

It's hard to believe all of those moves fit into one fertilized egg.

From barakda123

Just wait until he finds out about other things, like literally anything else.

From grubersauce

Don't try this at home, Dorito dust will get everywhere.

I don't know what they were thinking, they definitely should have filled it with candy.

From vxXMADMANXxv

That's not a purple heart, just some spilled jelly during lunch.