Awesome, I've never seen a Scientologist baptism before.
His strict grandmother saw this and made him go to the repent house for timeout.
He can't wait to get the shell out of there.
The Meatloaf Baby's diaper covers a pig in a blanket.
The tip of that blade went straight through a 6 year-old.
Let's be honest. You'd be crying too.
I don't know what made him decide to play this game, especially with those Mario Golf nightmares he's been having since 1999.
Ever realize that Santa and Satan are anagrams? Think about it!
Today's inflight meal. You guessed it: more mush.
"Um, spoiler alert much?"