Tag: Baby (Page 11)

He should wait until he's a little older to develop weird fetishes. Picture He should wait until he's a little older to develop weird fetishes.
"Still want me to put a little show on for your guests, MOM!" Picture "Still want me to put a little show on for your guests, MOM!"
"Good Lord, I've stumbled upon an oil field's worth of milk!" Picture "Good Lord, I've stumbled upon an oil field's worth of milk!"
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Later that night she beat the stuffing out of her teddy bear, right after seeing daddy do something similar to mommy. Picture Later that night she beat the stuffing out of her teddy bear, right after seeing daddy do something similar to mommy.
Honey, call Child Services. He's going to a foster home. Picture Honey, call Child Services. He's going to a foster home.
This is child abuse, but only because that's Milwaukee's Best. Nobody should have to drink that. Picture This is child abuse, but only because that's Milwaukee's Best. Nobody should have to drink that.
Maybe the wife'll remember to re-stock the fridge next time! Picture Maybe the wife'll remember to re-stock the fridge next time!
Her dad went into the woods 3 years ago when she was born a female. Now he's returned for her birthday surprise. Picture Her dad went into the woods 3 years ago when she was born a female. Now he's returned for her birthday surprise.
They didn't last nearly as long as the expiration date said. Picture They didn't last nearly as long as the expiration date said.
This probably explains why our parents are so damn stupid. Picture This probably explains why our parents are so damn stupid.
She's practicing for her high school's senior picture. Picture She's practicing for her high school's senior picture.
"Just close your eyes and do what you need to do before we're both dead" - said the mother to the father. Picture "Just close your eyes and do what you need to do before we're both dead" - said the mother to the father.
Gotta start perpetuating stereotypes at a young age these days. How else will this new generation of kids learn? Picture Gotta start perpetuating stereotypes at a young age these days. How else will this new generation of kids learn?
You can never be too prepared to kill two years in grad school. Picture You can never be too prepared to kill two years in grad school.
At first Dad was worried when he wanted a Barbie. Then he was proud. Picture At first Dad was worried when he wanted a Barbie. Then he was proud.
And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids. Picture And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.
Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside. Picture Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside.
He went on to have a 16 year drought. Picture He went on to have a 16 year drought.
The area to insert them was out of order, so feel free to hand the baby to the middle-aged man wearing a trench coat and bathroom slippers. Picture The area to insert them was out of order, so feel free to hand the baby to the middle-aged man wearing a trench coat and bathroom slippers.
Mom made sure the bottles were washed out and filled it with breast milk. But then Dad added Bacardi 151. Picture Mom made sure the bottles were washed out and filled it with breast milk. But then Dad added Bacardi 151.
He's like a real life version of Stewie Griffin. Picture He's like a real life version of Stewie Griffin.
Don't worry, their dad's passed out on the yellow slide. Picture Don't worry, their dad's passed out on the yellow slide.
Those hooves aren't glue just yet. Picture Those hooves aren't glue just yet.
"I'm calling you out high dentist kid. You know I party harder, just publicly admit it already." Picture "I'm calling you out high dentist kid. You know I party harder, just publicly admit it already."