That man with the microphone best not ask me no questions.
Babies are kind of useless, aren't they? They just eat, sleep, poop, and say "goo goo ga ga" all day, right? Wrong. Babies can do quite literally anything, as these ten pictures demonstrate.
The mother is a burrito.
All babes are now 1/2 off!
This is the scariest fast food chain ever.
This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
You see, with teamwork we can annoy babies much more effectively.
Also, milk is the shit.
Duuuude, what was in that milk? I'm freaking out.
Just a few months ago that sign was on his wife.
Better than dropping the baby on his phone, I guess.
I can see the resemblance
Two babies. One sword. One victor.
Well it won't be for long if you leave it in there.
"And why do you think you deserve a job here at Freakishly Tiny Head, Inc.?"
Wooooo, Yo Gabba Gabba mothafuckas!
Mmmmmm, this baby is delicious.
Like father like son.
If kangaroos can do it, why can't we?
This baby's got a bright future.
And then I crapped my pants. Right in the middle of the store. Top that, eh?
Ugh, the baby is always crying, but you can never tell what's upset her.
I'm not sure I want to cut into that.