Tag: Baby (Page 8)

Kid Costume Picture Kid Costume
In communist China, dog walks you! Picture In communist China, dog walks you!
Multi-tasking is a useful skill for both new mothers and graduates, so I for one applaud Cortney. Picture Multi-tasking is a useful skill for both new mothers and graduates, so I for one applaud Cortney.
See? Ignorance is bliss. Receiving presents from a older jolly man in a red suit is also bliss. Picture See? Ignorance is bliss. Receiving presents from a older jolly man in a red suit is also bliss.
Baby Chun-Li Picture Baby Chun-Li
An old man dies. A child cries. Picture An old man dies. A child cries.
Big Belly Picture Big Belly
When your baby hasn't yet learned to stand, the logical thing is to tape them upright. Obviously. Picture When your baby hasn't yet learned to stand, the logical thing is to tape them upright. Obviously.
The surprising part is that someone who would notice a parallel like this has procreated. With a woman no less. Picture The surprising part is that someone who would notice a parallel like this has procreated. With a woman no less.
"Let's make sure she doesn't eat too much candy" "How about we permanently ruin Halloween for her" Picture "Let's make sure she doesn't eat too much candy" "How about we permanently ruin Halloween for her"
Baby: the other, other white meat. Picture Baby: the other, other white meat.
The most troubling part is that baby Hitler is clearly wasted. Picture The most troubling part is that baby Hitler is clearly wasted.
It sounds bad but it's actually part of the Presidential Oath of Office. Picture It sounds bad but it's actually part of the Presidential Oath of Office.
Take it easy Superman; it's Robin's kid. Picture Take it easy Superman; it's Robin's kid.
New life brimming with promise make Ginger angry! Picture New life brimming with promise make Ginger angry!
I'm not sure you really "get" Baby Einstein. It's been pretty vital to the development of infantcore. Picture I'm not sure you really "get" Baby Einstein. It's been pretty vital to the development of infantcore.
The sex change operation was a little tricky, but it was worth it for such a good kid. Picture The sex change operation was a little tricky, but it was worth it for such a good kid.
Imagine what you'd get for 5 bucks. Picture Imagine what you'd get for 5 bucks.
Don't worry, all babies go through a pyromaniac phase. Picture Don't worry, all babies go through a pyromaniac phase.
How the hell did that get in the bag?! Picture How the hell did that get in the bag?!
"But... but... I love you mama. Why must I s--sleep outside in the doghouse?" Picture "But... but... I love you mama. Why must I s--sleep outside in the doghouse?"
Professor X as a child. Picture Professor X as a child.
"Mommy, where do babies come from?" Why not ask Uncle Jerry. He seems to like to watch porn as we take pictures of the newborn baby. Jerry? Picture "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Why not ask Uncle Jerry. He seems to like to watch porn as we take pictures of the newborn baby. Jerry?
Don't worry, it's not what you think. It's just a couple babies chillin'. Passing time (and a bowl (of Gerber baby food)). Picture Don't worry, it's not what you think. It's just a couple babies chillin'. Passing time (and a bowl (of Gerber baby food)).