This Baby Will Teach You How to Dougie video This Baby Will Teach You How to Dougie

He'll teach you how to dougie AND poop your pants. At the same time.

| 1 comment | May 17, 2012
Here's Some Motivation To Get You Through The Day video Here's Some Motivation To Get You Through The Day

If a baby can do it, you can, too. Probably.

| 3 comments | May 09, 2012
Baby Loves His Ice Cream video Baby Loves His Ice Cream

You'll never enjoy anything the way this baby enjoys ice cream.

| 1 comment | May 07, 2012
Baby Desperately Tries to Crawl Towards Necklace video Baby Desperately Tries to Crawl Towards Necklace

If this baby didn't have such baby arms, this wouldn't have happened.

| 5 comments | May 07, 2012
Two-Year-Old Loves Gotye, Remembers Some Lyrics video Two-Year-Old Loves Gotye, Remembers Some Lyrics

To her credit, this is the only part of the song I know, too.

| 17 comments | May 01, 2012
Baby Growls At The Sight Of Green Beans video Baby Growls At The Sight Of Green Beans

The Incredible Hulk was a fickle eater.

| 5 comments | April 30, 2012
Baby Works As House Cleaner video Baby Works As House Cleaner

Babies are a lot cheaper than hiring a maid. You just have to pay them in apple juice and naps.

| 3 comments | April 24, 2012
Baby Tries To Ride Dog That’s Too Small video Baby Tries To Ride Dog That’s Too Small

"If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again, dust yourself off and try again." RIP Aaliyah

| 4 comments | April 18, 2012
Super Bowl Commercial: E*Trade Baby video Super Bowl Commercial: E*Trade Baby

Don't waste your time with E*Trade. My sister just had a baby that'll watch your money for free, not counting what she accidentally swallows.

| 1 comment | February 06, 2012
Woman Nearly Forgets Baby In The Street video Woman Nearly Forgets Baby In The Street

Crossing the street can be dangerous -- especially if you have a negligent mother.

| 5 comments | January 24, 2012
Jack in the Box Breaks Baby video Jack in the Box Breaks Baby

Jack in the Boxes are a great invention. We should make more toys that terrify children.

| 12 comments | January 24, 2012
Baby Hates Lemon but Can't Stop Eating it video Baby Hates Lemon but Can't Stop Eating it

This reminds me of my dog and peanut butter, but my dog LOVES peanut butter.

| 5 comments | January 11, 2012
Baby Takes Important Business Call video Baby Takes Important Business Call

And then his mom changed his business diaper before making him take a business nap.

| 6 comments | December 01, 2011
Notorious B.A.B.Y. video Notorious B.A.B.Y.

Baby, baby, baby, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

| 17 comments | November 13, 2011
Baby Talks to Telemarketer video Baby Talks to Telemarketer

He'll be the one laughing when he has baller aluminum siding on his crib.

| 40 comments | November 02, 2011
Dad Makes Baby Laugh video Dad Makes Baby Laugh

If he thinks he's laughing hard now, just wait until he finds out about Denis Leary.

| 8 comments | July 24, 2011
Baby Moshes to Pantera video Baby Moshes to Pantera

This will only be cute for another 11 years.

| 7 comments | June 30, 2011
How Nerds Take Babies for Walks video How Nerds Take Babies for Walks

Soon he'll finish his robot baby and he won't even need the real one anymore.

| 3 comments | June 10, 2011
Baby's Face Originals Baby's Face

The lotion that turns the clock back. Way back.

| 119 comments | May 26, 2011
America's Tallest Baby video America's Tallest Baby

This show is still about a million times better than "The Voice."

| 9 comments | May 24, 2011