"Baby" Video

Don't waste your time with E*Trade. My sister just had a baby that'll watch your money for free, not counting what she accidentally swallows.

Crossing the street can be dangerous -- especially if you have a negligent mother.

Jack in the Boxes are a great invention. We should make more toys that terrify children.

From MrRosiesteve

This reminds me of my dog and peanut butter, but my dog LOVES peanut butter.

From likeursoperfect06

And then his mom changed his business diaper before making him take a business nap.

From fattyslick

Baby, baby, baby, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

From berge95

He'll be the one laughing when he has baller aluminum siding on his crib.

From robbieqpr1

If he thinks he's laughing hard now, just wait until he finds out about Denis Leary.

From christinerosenberg

This will only be cute for another 11 years.

From JEPHMommy

Soon he'll finish his robot baby and he won't even need the real one anymore.

From aveygt

The lotion that turns the clock back. Way back.

From CH Staff

This show is still about a million times better than "The Voice."

From Fun Time Internet

Life is good (for now).

From nathanlovesmary

It's so cute when little kids get a kick out of things.

The dog has a screenplay the baby would be perfect in.

From rodrigofcvm

He'd have better luck if he didn't spend so much time hitting the bottle.

From ECK65

She'll look back on this and laugh in a couple years when she realizes that reading is boring.

Now you're laughing at the baby, and our robot overlords are laughing at your puny human emotions. This is the Circle Of Life.

From Jess0rT

They can trample me any day.

From heidipippivicki

Only a little bit weirder than eating the afterbirth.

From Dan Gentle