Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's even better than Johnny Warder.
Bacardi & Cola
"He's a real lightweight, but he tells the best stories."
The only tattoo that pays for itself - "Well at least I can go to the bar broke and get 1 free shot."
He's so hammered, he'll bump and nudge up against any mate who is ready to release her eggs.
Nothing in life is free, not even robot sex. Buyer beware on this one.
When computer nerds get trashed before they get to the liquor store
Those Indianapolis pumpkins never know their limit!!!!!
"I heard my son rustling around in the pantry and I came in to find this."
"I got drunk one night and cut my foot in the pond behind our dorms. I am not allowed to walk on it for three weeks. That did not stop me from partying."
How exactly do you get to this point?
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Don't ask me again.