CollegeHumor: Bacon

Bacon is Now a Delicious, Meaty Fruit

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:07:58 -0500

Just try not to swallow the bacon seeds.

Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities VOL 7

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 15:09:15 -0500

Sorry sweetheart, I couldn't hear your tweets over all this man bacon.

This is The Best Name in the World

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 10:36:01 -0500

His full middle name is "Porkchop."

13 Things You Should Stop Doing in 2013

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 18:15:35 -0500

Oh man, you love bacon and bacon wrapped/flavored/covered foods? ME TOO. And so does fucking everyone else. It's tasty, smokey meat fat. Saying that you like bacon, as though this is some character-defining trait, specific to you, is like saying that your favorite band is the Beatles. Liking these things isn't even a matter of opinion. It's just a given. So move on.

*Honorary mention: the only thing more annoying than talking about how good bacon is, is saying that you don't like it. If you do that, you're boring and a liar.

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Adventure Time: Bacon Pancakes New York Mashup

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 12:11:01 -0500

Lemongrab thinks this is ACCEPTABLE!

Grandma Has Too Much Bacon

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 09:24:32 -0500

It's kind of eerie, like looking into your future.

The Silk Bacon Scarf Exists

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 14:05:09 -0500

We know what we're getting PETA this year!

A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman)

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:09:56 -0400

The Parks and Recreation star cooks up some sweet, sweet word meat.

Lighting Looks Like Delicious Sky Bacon

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 11:23:49 -0400

The breakfast of gods.

11 Bikinis Made of Food: Who Wore it Better?

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:20:49 -0400

11 Bikinis Made of Food: Who Wore it Better?

Dr. Seuss Version of Ron Swanson

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 12:46:39 -0400

I will eat them while you watch. I will eat them with some scotch.

Hair Straightener Used to Cook Bacon

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:22:40 -0400

And later, it can make your hair smell like dead pig.

Girl Wears Bra Made of Bacon

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:52:28 -0400

Putting the "strip" in "strips of bacon."

Crumbled Bacon Package has Picture of Greens

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 07:32:21 -0400

The best way to get kids to eat their vegetables.

Bacon Fixes Everything

Tue, 29 May 2012 18:01:38 -0400

Bacon is the obvious answer to everything. Except cholesterol.

Bikini-Clad Valkyrie Wields Beer and Bacon Weaponry

Tue, 15 May 2012 12:42:55 -0400

Oh no, my three weaknesses!

Car Owner Loves Bacon, Hates Black People

Mon, 14 May 2012 12:25:50 -0400

"I agree with one of those opinions" - Someone who is possibly a racist vegetarian.

Japanese Man Orders Whopper With 1,050 Bacon Strips

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:57:16 -0400

He was the happiest man on Earth until he had a heart attack in the middle of Burger King.

Taco with a Bacon Shell

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:34:29 -0400

Or, as I describe it to my doctor, "low-carb taco."

Guy Makes Pancakes and Bacon in Class

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:26:45 -0400

Today's lesson: "The Dangers of Eating 6 Strips of Bacon in One Sitting."