It's a concussion machine.
Nothing like a broomstick to the balls.
Natural selection in action.
People said it couldn't be done. And they were totally right.
I'll just put this in the "Seemed like a good idea at the time" file.
What's the problem? It's got everything you need! Wifi, toilet, fresh air, creepy guy watching you from the trees.
See, this is why math is important, kids. If you were better at engineering your stupid stunts would work better.
That new haircut really makes you look hot.
Looks like they're remaking The Beverly Hillbillies.
This is great for people who like to see not very impressive tricks with potentially horrible consequences.
"I actually hate Brenda, but I love typefaces."
"This tattoo symbolizes my unemployability"
Say what you will about the Star Wars kid, at least he didn't injure himself.
"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "
"Belly Button Bottlerocket Blast" Despite the alliteration, it's still a bad idea.
At what point did they think this was a good idea?