He's going to a 12-step program, far, far out of the way of banana peels and whoopee cushions.
That's right, Seth MacFarlane's dad is hosting The Oscars.
Grandma is going to need a lot of help understanding this picture.
Better than dropping the baby on his phone, I guess.
Taking the "pre" part of pre-gaming seriuosly.
If kangaroos can do it, why can't we?
Just taking the kids out for a walk.
Ugh, the baby is always crying, but you can never tell what's upset her.
Clean up in Aisle 3. It's pretty gruesome.
Boy for sale! Boy for sale! Only seven guineas! That or thereabout!
Either that or he's shopping for a baby.
This is probably going to end poorly.
This is just their way of running him out of town.
I have a nightmare that--oh god, I'm awake.
Mother's Day is this Sunday. Take a moment to be grateful that none of these women are your mother.
And here's my pride and joy. The one to the upper right of the baby.
Orange you glad this isn't your mother?
Both the kid and the gun are loaded.
I lost so many quarters trying to adopt my child.
Even if the baby had shoes on, this is probably crossing a line, right?
This is great for people who like to see not very impressive tricks with potentially horrible consequences.