Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Don't startle him! He's the only thing holding this entire building up.
"Only pussies use party cups for the mushroom and don't have 2 corners of the next card sticking off the edge."
"All 52 cards."
That's not how you play that thing!
"Lazy maid. Even lazier students."
Cell phone jenga. Calling one of the phones is cheating.
Overambitious and full of pride, mankind tried to build a tower to the heavens.
Any guesses as to how he did this?
If you don't wake up during this, you deserve being part of Mount Shame. This is how large people play jenga.
Joachim passed out in the bar ...so we did our best to shame him with what we had on hand.
Most embarassing shaming ever.
"Some say that horse racing is the sport of kings. I submit that stacking shit on your friend passed out at the Preakness is the sport of kings."
Wow, that's actually pretty impressive.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.