The side of the road is where he belongs.
Do I have to?
2 fast. 2 furious. 2 impressive?
Dude's got some cojones.
At least it didn't hurt.
But whatever you do, don't squeeze.
Warning: 13-year-olds at play
No, this wasn't a metaphor.
Calm down guys, they were only in my pants for like, 5 seconds.
Maybe just touch them a bit first.
You know, for all your marsupial genitalia needs.
Let's play ultra-fetch.
Celebrating the Marriage of Anthony Cock and Melissa Balls.