Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
PETA was angry and the frogs weren't really into it, but at least the Pitchfork review was positive.
If LL Cool J doesn't get his 24 roses and baby oil, then LL Cool J doesn't perform. Straight up
Plug your ears fellas, this one's a screamer.
Why start a regular coverband when yours can have a flaming penis pinwheel?
And all those who defy me shall know my wrath.
I guess you can say they're a pretty crappy boy band, eh? EH????
One tattoo for every opportunity in life lost.
Barry and Robin Gibb
The best part about Halloween is lying about your natural abilities. For example, the ability to play an instrument.
"And mom thought she could keep me from this concert. Pshh. Stupid mom."
"Wake up! You promised you'd be my prom date tonight."
Jake and Amir: Making the Band. Perform.
"Play Handicap Ramp to Heaven!"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.