Guys, being a millionaire is easier than having relationships. Obviously.
This is has a much better interest rate than the hole in the backyard.
Just gotta deposit a couple chickens. Why is this taking so long?
It's true, they really deserve a time out.
He really shouldn't have bought a round of chicken nuggets for everyone there.
I didn't realize Earth was part of the Rebellion.
Don't underestimate The Force... of a gun.
Ok, this proof of identity business is getting a little too personal.
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One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change.
"This is the sign next to our local bank's atm. Look at the fifth one down."
"This is a real bank sign from Murfreesboro, TN." - Did they mean checking? Are they dumb?