He could just do that during the presidential debates and still win.
I'll take one Stimulus Package Special, please.
A racist construction worker with a potty mouth to boot?!? Well I never.
The Hunchback of Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Don't blame me, I voted for a different Queen.
Obama is heading out into the forest with Biden and Hillary to find the remaining 6.
If you mess with Barack, you'll end up with dos equis--where your eyes used to be.
Now that's an exchange this guy believes in.
"Of course I know who Obama is. That's the Alaskan lady with the glasses, right?"
Become first black president, check... Kill world's worst terrorist, check...