6:00 AM – Wakes up in the Lincoln bedroom, stretches, looks himself in the mirror, and says “You got this, buddy.”

6:02 AM – Prays.

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1 /embed/6757834 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6757834/ted-nugent-gets-all-riled-up Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:52:00 -0400 /article/6757432 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6757432/12-unwanted-celebrity-endorsements-for-presidential-candidates Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:01:48 -0400 On the heels of the insane Ted Nugent endorsement that Mitt Romney never solicited or wanted, here’s twelve celebrity endorsements that recent Presidential candidates wish their opponents were saddled with instead, along with the celebs’ brilliant political insights behind their endorsements.

1. Ted Nugent for Mitt Romney 2012