Recent "Barking" Stuff

He must be the dog that decides who wins an Emmy.

From mccambridge

For them, joining the dark side means peeing on the rug.

"I'm not really sure where to go from here, so I think I'll just bark until we make the local news."

He should be careful, he's already a wanted dog for melting that wealthy old couples' hearts in that botched robbery.

From briannevm

It's kind of like my trick play, where I cry until the other team is so embarrassed for me that they give me the ball.

From stanvis

You don't need to be a biped to have a standoff.

From mr53536

It's a dog attack shadow world out there.

"I guess you could say it was a pretty bad sinus infection."

It hates the mailman too, but that's a personal vendetta.

"If his mind is going to blow, make sure it happens in the backyard."

From Sahkuh

"Get that thing away from me, I've seen it turn even the best shows into the Home Shopping Network."

They use this little guy in place of the bat signal whenever the power goes out.

This is exactly why he got his "head out the car window" privileges taken away.

Get it together, dog. You're embarrassing yourself more than when you eat poop.

Someone needs to put a leash on him before he bites someone.

It would be cute if it wasn't a crippling existential crisis.