CollegeHumor: Bartenders

8 Drinks from College "Bartenders"

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:32:55 -0500

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Bartender Uses Pool Cue and Domino Effect to Make Drinks

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 13:53:52 -0400

Cool, but I really just wanted a beer.

Bartender Pours Every Drink at Once

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:12:49 -0400

And for his final act as an employee of this restaurant, he will now proceed to drink them all.

Untitled 3

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:17:34 -0400

Save a horse, ride a cowgirl.

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Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:53:54 -0500

"Is it weird if 'that bartender' kept giving my boyfriend free drinks instead of me?"

The Bartender Hates You

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:43:02 -0400

Everything I've learned from Cheers reruns is a lie, which is everything I know.

Hooters Beer Trick

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:44:39 -0400

This made her the highest paid Hooters waitress alive... at $6 an hour.

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Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:02:50 -0400

Greatest, and slowest, bartender ever.

Javier the Fastidious Argentenian

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:48:25 -0400

Javier wants to get drunk... but does not want to pay.

Your Bartender's Inner Monologue

Mon, 14 May 2007 13:08:25 -0400

God I look great tonight! Okay, so the shirt is a little too small, but hey I did almost 20 push ups yesterday! Oh crap, there's that frigging guy again, I wonder what he'll get… Oh lemme guess, he'll order five 7&7's and turn into a belligerent assh*le by number 4. He may as well leave now, cuz I'm kicking his skinny gay ass out after number 3.

What? What? Oh look at this fag, showing off in front of his girlfriend, calling me "Chief" cuz he thinks it makes him cool. Well guess what, fag, I'm not Indian! Yeah, here's your stupid Corona Light, you stupid sh*t. Oh, I forgot the lime? Well, guess what, you're not getting a lime! Why? Cuz we're out of limes! I forgot to cut them at the beginning of my shift cuz I was too busy looking at how good I look this shirt but I'm not about to tell YOU that! Still think you're better than me? Guess where this shirt is from. Just guess. Give up? Express Men's! That place isn't cheap, but I can afford it… sometimes. They have good sales.
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Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:25:59 -0500

Now that's a Halloween picture worth posting in December.

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Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:50:40 -0400

I'm not tipping him - took me 3 minutes to get my Miller Lite.

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Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:00:00 -0500

It looks like this guy just photoshopped himself into Coyote Ugly to make himself look cool on his 21st birthday.

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Mon, 14 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0500

Hot bartender(s) from Houston. I like where she keeps her bottle opener.