Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Oh, Shit. I get it now.
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
"It's just a junior college baseball game, who's watching anyways?"
"Here is what happens when your drunk friends try and take wild pictures at a baseball game."
Best seat in the house.
From that day foward, I knew my destiny was to fight crime. In my dorm showers.
"Anything for a win."
(help) Ruin and Internet Poll: Choose other and write in "Never Gonna Give You Up" Rick Astley. With enough votes it will play all season at Shea Stadium.
I would have moved the lamp instead of taking the picture, but we all have different priorities. Besides, if he had done that we wouldn't have anything to talk about in this space, would we?
What's a better souveneir, the bat or the load that guy in the sunglasses just dropped in his pants?
"Ty Cobb... inventor of the Collar Pop?" Not that I would ask him to his face.
"My roomate killed this creature with a steak knife in our kitchen, so we figured we'd hang it outside our front door as a warning to the rest of them. We don't need no sitnking bats."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.