Picture What's a better souveneir, the bat or the load that guy in the sunglasses just dropped in his pants?
Picture I would have moved the lamp instead of taking the picture, but we all have different priorities. Besides, if he had done that we wouldn't have anything to talk about in this space, would we?
Picture "My roomate killed this creature with a steak knife in our kitchen, so we figured we'd hang it outside our front door as a warning to the rest of them. We don't need no sitnking bats."
Picture This is a picture of a bat in Disney World, and he truly is in the happiest place on Earth...