Looks like Bill Buckner's going to have to sell his East African summer home, too.
This never would have happened if they acknowledged him back in high school.
It may seem like he's trying to make the best of a bad situation, but he just really wants his teammates to start calling him Jack.
Also called the "don't accidentally break your entire T.V." method.
Just in case you didn't feel bad enough about blaming your store-bought for dropping that pop-up in the company softball game.
The most exciting thing to happen to baseball since the National Anthem.
Juuuuust a bit outside (of what most people would consider normal).
"I'm going to have to put this flaming baseball out with my own piss."
They ended up bonding over how much they hate the Yankees.