Tag: Bathroom Signs

Unnecessary Bathroom Quotation Marks Picture Unnecessary Bathroom Quotation Marks
Masturbating in Showers Sign Picture Masturbating in Showers Sign
Dorm Bathroom Sign Picture Dorm Bathroom Sign
Statistically speaking, jumping blindly out of a window is the cleanest way to leave a room. Picture Statistically speaking, jumping blindly out of a window is the cleanest way to leave a room.
Unfortunately it's only activated by hand touch, as opposed to violently kicking it with your sandal. Picture Unfortunately it's only activated by hand touch, as opposed to violently kicking it with your sandal.
Cancer and a masturbation joke? How could you go wrong? Picture Cancer and a masturbation joke? How could you go wrong?
I think he's telling us to make it longer before going. Get pumpin' boys! Picture I think he's telling us to make it longer before going. Get pumpin' boys!
Or better yet, throw them out the window. Picture Or better yet, throw them out the window.
Interestingly enough the moaning coming from the bathroom is not from Myrtle. Picture Interestingly enough the moaning coming from the bathroom is not from Myrtle.
We did think this through, and it makes sense on every level. GO MEN! Picture We did think this through, and it makes sense on every level. GO MEN!
Who doesn't like mirrors in front of their urinals? Picture Who doesn't like mirrors in front of their urinals?
Anything to better "serve" their customers. Picture Anything to better "serve" their customers.
Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit. Picture Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit.
If only it were this easy... Picture If only it were this easy...
If flushes all the water out've the toilet and a 8,000 watt bulb ignites. Picture If flushes all the water out've the toilet and a 8,000 watt bulb ignites.
Try using the broken nozzle on the water fountain as a makeshift bidet. Picture Try using the broken nozzle on the water fountain as a makeshift bidet.
If washing my hands was the only thing I had to do I would've started years ago. Picture If washing my hands was the only thing I had to do I would've started years ago.
Warning: There's no way I'm going to the bathroom in here. Creeps. Picture Warning: There's no way I'm going to the bathroom in here. Creeps.
It's like a bidet, only less gay. Picture It's like a bidet, only less gay.
So that's how they deal with the overpopulation in China. Picture So that's how they deal with the overpopulation in China.
7 guys, 1 cup. Picture 7 guys, 1 cup.
No pooping on the sabbath. Picture No pooping on the sabbath.
Better get a plumber, this bathroom has some broken pipes. Picture Better get a plumber, this bathroom has some broken pipes.
"Well where am I supposed to get water from?" asked the man who has apparently never seen a sink before. Picture "Well where am I supposed to get water from?" asked the man who has apparently never seen a sink before.