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Jake and Amir
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The Graphic Truth
Statistically speaking, jumping blindly out of a window is the cleanest way to leave a room.
Unfortunately it's only activated by hand touch, as opposed to violently kicking it with your sandal.
That's why I don't believe in flushing pee. Waste of water.
They also have a recycling bin for bottles.
I think he's telling us to make it longer before going. Get pumpin' boys!
Kid, don't listen if mommy tells you to "rub your ducky" for the camera.
Snow't go in there, she's naked!
It's a hairy situation.
Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy.
Like you wouldn't look at the Michelin Man's junk.
Duct tape always solves the problem. One time it even helped out on a particularly hard Calc question.
Or better yet, throw them out the window.
You hear that plumbers?!? Fix someone else's broken toilets you filthy loiterers.
9 hours of pure bliss is a lot to turn down.
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