Picture Well, it's not like it's an actual security cam. It's more like a little asian man hiding behind the toilet with his camera phone at the ready.
Picture It makes sense. Use the condom. Celebrate with Pop Rocks. Then take the Advil because you ate the Pop Rocks way too fast.
Picture The first night of college is always the most memorable. Mainly because you've got a huge gash on your forehead the next morning.
Picture This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.
Picture It'd be smarter to have the higher scores for the drunks. That way they'd have a reason NOT to projectile vomit all over the wall.