CollegeHumor: Bbq

The Speed of Real BBQ

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 11:04:31 -0400

This little piggy waited very patiently.

The 8 Worst People at Your Barbecue

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 23:58:09 -0400

You didn't already put salt in, did you? You shouldn't salt it until the very end, so it stays juicy. You should punch down the middle so the burger doesn't balloon out. Didn't you already turn that one? You shouldn't turn it so much. Now it looks like you're hitting me in the face with your spatula. You shouldn't use the same spatula you use for food for face slapping. It's unsanitary. No, no, no, you shouldn't slam my face on THIS part of the grill. This part is cooler and generally used for keeping cooked foods warm. If you really want to cause me pain, really get a good sear going, you should slam it over here where the coals are stacked higher.

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Lost Parrot/ Parrot BBQ

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:16:30 -0400

Polly onna cracker?

Corgi Ready for Grilling

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:04:07 -0400

Perfect for burgers with dog fur embedded in it.

Lonely Guy at the Grill

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:20:40 -0400

Wow! All my invisible friends came! You guys are the best!

Barack Obama's BBQ 2011

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 18:32:51 -0400

He's got a lot on his plate.

Turtle Steals Barbeque

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:07:22 -0400

Slow and steady steals the grill.

Untitled 7

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:17:20 -0400

Smoke some burgers, then smoke yourself.

Untitled 8

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:51:57 -0500

If you like your meal it's free.

Untitled 9

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:46:56 -0400

Plus, it makes a great playpen for your baby!

Jones BBQ & Foot Massage

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:29:39 -0400

A symphony of smell.

BBQ'r

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:32:16 -0400

Great Texas food for red-blooded Americans!

The BBQ Song

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:13:24 -0400

Great song. Welcome back to the US, South!

Untitled 13

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:59:08 -0400

"I built this grill for my High School FFA Project. It took over a year to design and build."

You are a redneck artist if you're painting with BBQ sauce and ribs

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:25:14 -0500

There's no "you might be." If you create the image of a proud buck out of a pig's bones and grilling sauce you're a redneck.

Dumb Ass Fire Fighter Being Burned

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:18:11 -0400

We were doin fire safty at my fire house and my friend wanted to be cool and put out a pot full of gas wit little bit of baking soda

Calculus: barbecue.

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 18:38:35 -0400

This fourth of July is proving to be unseemly.

Untitled 17

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 16:48:13 -0400

Dude, I dare you to lick it.

Algorithm BBQ

Fri, 25 May 2007 12:03:15 -0400

A guy prentends that he knows what the algorithm is

Untitled 19

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:38:29 -0400

"Saw it in the Simpsons, and never thought it existed until I saw it in a department store."