Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Summer called. He said "Everybody get the fuck ready, I'm coming," and hung up.
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I hope someone stood on top of that and surfed it into the shore.
If the Big Shocker were alive, he would beat up the Arby's mitt.
"We were given two days off to study for finals."
World's best dad?
Either that seagull is his girlfriend, or this is a great prank.
Beer pong is a sport that knows no age limit. Get that kid a ball!
"Also, notice the seaweed/hair on the balls." Subtle.
Spring break has no age limit.
"On Sunday March 18th, five guys decided it would be a good idea to buy male g-strings at a novelty store (they were on sale 3 for $10) and they went for a walk on the beach. Little did they know that this stunt would cost them $695 each on bail after the
That's why the videocamera had braille on it... for this guy.
What do you mean how are we going to get the sand out? Don't you understand - our living room is a beach now.
Oh New Jersey shore - we'll miss during the winter.
Dude, next time just tuck it in your waist band.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.