Just enjoying the view.
You laugh, but if someone starts drowning that sex doll might save a life.
Close your mouth! Close your mouth!
Buck the police.
Like what you're doing, but fun and in a different place.
It's a lot sexier in slow motion.
Wait until they find out he's not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.
"In my eyes, I have no sun."
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Your body never really recovers from having a child, no matter how cool its name is.
It took 20 years, but the old man finally got his wish.
You just missed the best concert ever.
"Mommy! Uncle Mike's being weird again."
She's still on the way up.
Too hot to handle.