Ballad of the Beard video Ballad of the Beard

Have you ever shaved your beard into a mustache and then wondered if that was the right thing to do?

It you have a beard like that you don't even have to talk to girls. They'll come to you. picture It you have a beard like that you don't even have to talk to girls. They'll come to you.
Thirty-three pencils - a new record! picture Thirty-three pencils - a new record!
He's just fishing for compliments. picture He's just fishing for compliments.
How to Launch an Anvil 200 Feet in the Air video How to Launch an Anvil 200 Feet in the Air

Bring your baseball gloves, kids. World champion anvil shooter Gay Wilkinson is going to show you how to turn your anvil into an air-vil.

They should've suspected something when he volunteered to take the picture, then set it up for a time delay of 10 seconds before snapping. picture They should've suspected something when he volunteered to take the picture, then set it up for a time delay of 10 seconds before snapping.
Ukulele Beard Love Song video Ukulele Beard Love Song

Gentlemen, throw out your razors.

2747 Toothpicks in Beard video 2747 Toothpicks in Beard

Right after this, he said something about his work here being done and flew off into space.

Douchebag Haircut and Beard picture Douchebag Haircut and Beard

To get that realistic flame look he should just light himself on fire.

"How is this not the chillest goatee ever?" picture "How is this not the chillest goatee ever?"