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...]]> /article/6713817 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6713817/the-different-types-of-stubble Thu, 23 Feb 2012 03:10:57 -0500 Unlike a good beard, stubble doesn't need to be cultivated. It's a natural side effect of laziness that every guy is forced to endure; and while most dudes assume they look good with a thin layer of pre-beard crowding their face, the truth is that their stubble usually takes on one of the hideously embarrassing forms illustrated below.

...]]> /article/6336248 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6336248/ways-my-beard-makes-me-seem-thoughtful-and-worldly Mon, 08 Nov 2010 14:37:05 -0500 Sometimes I’ll soak my mustache in scotch before going out to a social event. Then, during conversation, I’ll suck on it and then make some pronouncement like, “This ten-year single-malt has an excellent bouquet.” Since nobody else wants to suck on my mustache, nobody can tell me that scotch and Scotchgard aren’t the same thing like they normally would.

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