"Beards" Video

It's such a manly act, the beard grows back by the time you're through.

From CarterCutlery

This is so gay.

From juniordjnatal

Chin up, with your cock out.

The beard makes the man.

From CH Staff

He always gets this way when he hasn't had his aged whiskey and banjo music.

From jwarner1

Or he might be a wizard, or a gnome, or a homeless man. It's hard to say for sure.

Right after this, he said something about his work here being done and flew off into space.

From Beardpick

It's like ZZ Top for guys with beards.

That was, without a doubt, the greatest year of that beard's life.

He tried to grow a goatee once, but all the other cats said he looked like a douche.

The most extreme part is that he's going against the grain.

"Tastes like chicken-flavored beard shampoo."

This one is for the haters.

This caption could never beat that title, so why try?

Bring your baseball gloves, kids. World champion anvil shooter Gay Wilkinson is going to show you how to turn your anvil into an air-vil.

Gentlemen, throw out your razors.

It took him 2 years and 5 thousand miles to decide he'd look better with a mustache.

Take that, guy who stuck 1,999 toothpicks in his beard.

Because the only thing sadder than having a poorly trimmed goatee, is having a goatee at all.

In retrospect, fire breathers shouldn't have made that ancient pact to all have long beards.