Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"We are hearby formally challenging the real Village People to a game of beruit."
"We wanted to have the best costumes but we got so drunk they only lasted about an hour. After that we just looked like idiots with hoola hoops duct taped to our shoulders."
There should be strippers you can pay to do this, any time.
This is a great idea, even after Halloween.
"I layed down and had people throwing balls at me all night."
Back in my day, we couldn't afford beer pong. We had to use turpentine and rounded chunks of spoiled meat - and it was good enough!
I don't like beer pong... I AM beer pong.
Don't worry, they're only using light beer.
"Cups are for pussies. We dubbed it BIGruit"
Any girl that can blow the ball out of one of these cups is a keeper.
And you thought the several hundred dollars you spent on textbooks every semester was a waste.
I hope they're playing against Bebop & Rocksteady.
"This is the official beer pong trophy that was awarded to the winner of a World Cup style tournament. We had 32 'countries' represented. The winner was Germany, after beating Brazil in a game of 21 cup beer pong. Depicted here are Israel and the Vatican"
"After beer pong we played a game of throwing ping-pong balls at each other. First to ten won."
You know you live in a college town when...
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.