The noble spartan prepared to challenge his worst enemy: _himself_.
"The creator of the Nattasaurus Rex strikes again, choking down dozens of cans of shitty light beer and turning it into art! Being a recent college grad who remains unemployed, I expect to have even …
Shirt, you've never steered me wrong before.
Beer for a deer
See, drinking makes baseball more fun.
For those who can't afford smoked salmon.
Drink! Also, I'm going to have to write you up for public drinking.
These things start stumbling before running into a tripwire.
How to get people to buy two cans instead of one.
A fallen soldier surrounded by fallen soldiers.
"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" - Homer Simpson
"I swear, I was just going for a high five."
Who knew the Triforce would be so good at getting you drunk?
When your alcoholism interfering with Geography class is actually a good thing.
No fair, gravity's helping you.
Tastes like sweat.
Why do you even need a reason?
Taking the "pre" part of pre-gaming seriuosly.
Mmmmmmm, nothing goes together like beer and sand.
I can keep cool, I've got space, and all the beer I could want.
And then they all went home to eat pop-tarts and talk about the sweet jumps they made.
And yet, he still looks so sad.